Moonwel ot Cosidme!!

Welcome to Moonside

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Moonwel ot Cosidme

Moonside. The strange alternate reality. The flip-side of the Fourside coin. This place is bananas.

Poking around the back of a seedy bar, I was suddenly transported to Moonside, a weird version of the town of Fourside where yes is no and the Governator teleports you around. I got lost, fast. With Ness and Jeff half dead and Paula missing, I stumbled through the headache inducing landscape, besieged by abstract artwork, melted clocks, and flames that threw bombs, after politely counting to three of course.

*poke poke* Hello!

This place was an example as to why you speak to EVERYONE you see (remember, this is alternate reality, where talking to strangers isn't just acceptable, its necessary!). Talk to one Governator, and he teleport to the next. Rinse and repeat, until the final AH-nold drops you off next to a creeper in a suit, who (presumably) knocks you out and drags you off to a house or something. There an invisible man joins you. Invisible, NOT silent. With the invisible mouth as my date the bouncer of the Monotoli building (aka the exit) finally decided I was cool enough and let me through to the boss...A giant statue!!!

Yup, it's the Mani Mani statue, bringer of madness and the brains behind the blue-brained cult back in Happy Happy town. And I get to smash it!

With the statue now in 2 or so pieces (maybe a few more than that...), Ness snapped out of his non-drug induced trip and leaves the store room he had spent the past three hours wandering around in, muttering to himself and walking in circles.

What was I doing again? Oh yeah, Paula...*wanders off, still swerving into things*