Monday, June 30, 2014

D&Drugs (Are Bad, M'Kay?)

Today's post is brought to you by Jake and his artist, the Great Kampo (John).

From the Book of Kampo:

After a vision quest led by the curious drug known as vision dust right now, our lord led a solitary quest into the surrounding forest.

As he needed to be off to seek divine guidance our group came to a bridge that will forever be known as the vagina to the river womb that gave birth to our lord on this day. Tossed in only what he was born with down the current he was delivered unto the world once again.

Drugs aside, this is why you don't smoke just...everything... -Geeky Cat

Let today be known throughout history as 'The Divine Birth'

Praise be to Kampo!!!

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